Okay we're supposed to do this bit as some people out there get upset if we make wild and irresponsible comments...

Everything contained in the pages of www.mental-motors.co.uk / www.mental-motors.com is purely the drivle thought up by ourselves.  Our web hosts or anyone else that we mention or need to get this guff up here have nothing what-so-ever to do with what we say.

We do not accept any liability for any loss, damage, injury or death by people being stupid enough to do or try anything we do or say... if you are so silly as to hurt yourself or others then thats entirely down to you... we only express our opinions on here and not those of others.  Nor do we try to influence others to make choices or judgements from what we say.

We may cover cruises, but we have no part in the organisation of illegal cruises and do not intend to promote illegal activities that may be undertaken at them.  We accept no responsibility for them, participants become envolved at their own risk. 

We may from time to time express our views on life, products, people, and things in general... we don't mean any harm and don't mean for people to follow our lead.. we spout this poo merely to make you smile and help you choose things that we personally think are good!.

Don't ride the clutch as it causes excessive wear, never hit sealions, or albatroses for that matter... in fact anything small helpless, furry and cuddly... always use plenty of non oil based lubricant at all times... and do not insert anally... its hurts, we tried it.. and it really does...!

Thank you and good night!